When to Text your Wiener Flowchart - Velveteen Plush Blanket
| 30" × 40" | 50" × 60" | 60" × 80" | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 30.00 | 50.00 | 60.00 |
| Height, in | 40.00 | 60.00 | 80.00 |
Wrap yourself in cozy comfort while also doing your part to educate the masses! This plush velveteen blanket is not only soft to the touch but also features a friendly flowchart designed to help ahem certain individuals (yes, we're talking to you, guys) determine the appropriate times to share a pic of their wiener. Spoiler: it's probably never—but we all know how proud they are! Whether for your home or as a gift with a cheeky twist, this blanket brings warmth, humor, and some much-needed public service.
Available in three sizes: 30x40", 50x60", 60x80".
NB! Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size (but unlike other things, at least we're upfront about it).
.: 100% polyester (SPOKE) or 83% Polyester and 17% Spandex (Miami Sublimation) .: Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color, perfect for that friendly flowchart you're eager to display .: Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch (much softer than any unsolicited messages you might receive)
Double needle topstitch on all seams
The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Polyester
This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from China
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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