No Unsolicited Pic - Velveteen Plush Blanket
| 30" × 40" | 50" × 60" | 60" × 80" | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 30.00 | 50.00 | 60.00 |
| Height, in | 40.00 | 60.00 | 80.00 |
Create a cozy, warm atmosphere at home with this plush velveteen blanket—because nothing says "comfort" quite like blocking unsolicited advances! Soft to the touch and perfect for any space, this blanket features a bold and clear message: the graphic of a female hand holding a phone, displaying an eggplant emoji with a circle and slash through it. Yep, you guessed it—dick pics are not welcome here. Perfect for personal use or as a hilarious gift that says it like it is.
Available in three sizes: 30x40", 50x60", 60x80"—because boundaries come in all shapes and sizes.
NB! Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size (but that's still 3 inches more than anyone asked for, right?).
.: 100% polyester (SPOKE) or 83% Polyester and 17% Spandex (Miami Sublimation) .: Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color—because nothing says "no" like a full-color eggplant emoji with a firm red slash .: Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch—softer than a rejection, but just as clear
Double needle topstitch on all seams
The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Polyester
This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from China
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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